"If you think women are crazy you’ve never had a dude go from hitting on you to literally threatening to kill you in the time it takes you to say “no thanks.”"
Kendra Wells (via belle-de-nuit)
Well this is fucking surreal
(Source: mysharona1987, via wegoeast)
poehlerfallonfeyfan said: You're a crook Captain Hook...
♫ Judge, won’t you throw the book at the pira- ♫